Saturday, July 16, 2011

New Winnie the Pooh movie, reviewed by Gawker

In this grim gonzo sex "horrorcore" movie, a gluttonous, perpetually pantsless bear roams the countryside stealing food. He's joined by a suicidal donkey with a horrifying tail injury and a raving mad psychopathic tiger. The tale gets more horrifying when they come into contact with a little human boy and involve him in their sick games. There's a whole honey bukkake scene and I'm pretty sure Piglet murders Kanga or Roo. Just terrible. (Wide)

A little something for everyone? I'm pretty sure Hundred Acre "horrorcore" is going to work out better, for our kids at least, than seeing the sex, violence, and fatalism promulgated by the new Harry Potter feature.

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