People Who Deserve It

Mostly standard-issue misanthropy site, but chuckle-worthy.

#64 - Self-Important Bluetooth Guy

Hey there buddy, I see you got one of those fancy cyborg ear attachments for your cell phone, you must be pretty important?

No?

Oh, of course you’re not, you’re not even on the phone right now, instead your just walking around with a blinking light in your ear like a metro-sexual robot.

Honestly, unless you’re police dispatch, or air traffic control, there is no way you’re getting enough calls to justify sporting that glorified techno-earring 24/7. So do us all a favor take that “thing” out of your ear and rejoin regular society.